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Robyn
31 December 2008 @ 01:00 am
Whootenany!  


This journal is mostly friends only. Mainly because I am paranoid and uninteresting, and I am sure you all can infer the rest from there.

1. Go ahead and comment. Add me as a gesture of good will; I assume that most good things will come of it.
2. If I make non-general, bitchy rants... don't take them personally. I don't start shit for the drama, and I likely don't care about your situation. I'm just grumpy.
3. There is no third thing. I just like options that come in threes, don't you?

Enjoy.
 
 
Robyn
13 May 2008 @ 11:18 am
For all 2 of you. :)  
Comment and I will:

1. Tell you why I befriended you.
2. Associate you with something -random, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favourite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ
 
 
Robyn
20 February 2008 @ 09:30 am
Who can have their butt kicked by a flight of stairs.  
Oooh, ooh! I know! ME.
 
 
Robyn
07 December 2007 @ 04:48 pm
 
Ugh today was so long. The cold caused my hip to fuck up, so I limped like an old woman everywhere.

After work, I went to Wal-Mart and picked up a cane, heating pad and dino nuggets. I have all intentions of recreating a dinosaur death in a tar pit made of honey and it will be DELICIOUS.
 
 
Robyn
14 November 2007 @ 06:36 pm
 
Dear phone,

I take back what I've said. You have returned to me once again. Hooray!

Robyn
 
 
Robyn
14 November 2007 @ 12:46 pm
 
Dear phone,

I miss you. I know we've had a love-hate relationship for years now; I'll get angry and upset for having you ring too much (or at all) and you leave me for a few days until I remember my love for you and come looking. You've always made it back, somehow, into my grubby undeserving hands. I appreciate that.

However, running off with the thief that broke into my car last night was too much--I've got to end it. I filed a report with the police, just in case you turn up like Jennifer Carol Wilbanks, but I don't expect you to come back. With this thought, I've called Cingular to take you off the plan. Our plan.

Love forever (or at least until I get a new phone),
Robyn
 
 
Robyn
05 November 2007 @ 02:00 pm
 
I'm on last.FM. Holla.
 
 
Robyn
24 October 2007 @ 04:22 pm
 
Well played, internet. Well played.
 
 
alice is: exceedingly amused
 
 
Robyn
23 October 2007 @ 09:54 am
 
University of Westminster, any good?
 
 
Robyn
16 October 2007 @ 06:56 pm
 
I will never listen to the weatherman again.
 
 
Robyn
15 October 2007 @ 11:22 pm
tl;dr  
An extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO who was
among the first British soldiers to liberate Bergen-Belsen in 1945.

I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand proping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated. It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tatooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.

Source: Imperial War museum
 
 
Robyn
10 October 2007 @ 09:21 am
 
Fuck Fuck fuck.

I was in such a good mood too. I think Stouffers slipped prozac into my lasagna.
 
 
Robyn
03 October 2007 @ 03:18 pm
I really like this movie  


D: it's pretty bad though.
 
 
Robyn
09 September 2007 @ 06:42 pm
My First Crush  

OMG So cute. I'm mushy.
 
 
Robyn
13 August 2007 @ 08:30 pm
 
Midori sours are love.
 
 
Robyn
09 August 2007 @ 10:09 am
 
Read more... )
 
 
Robyn
07 August 2007 @ 04:30 pm
 
Hooray! all moved in (and with the internet no less)! We also got a kitty. She's loud, and I wanna ducttape her mouth shut. But other than that, she's perfect.
 
 
Robyn
26 July 2007 @ 08:35 pm
 
R.I.P., Weekly World News.

I'm sad too. I totally wanted to work for them. It's like the easiest job ever.

Step 1. Pick a celebrity or Public figure. We'll pick Hillary Clinton.
Step 2. Create a scandal. Alien love triangle or something. Alien adoption will do for this one.
Step 3. Photoshop a kickin' alien in with said celebrity.

Finish!

 
 
Robyn
26 July 2007 @ 05:37 pm
 
HOLY FUCK I AM AN AMAZING COOK.

that is all.
 
 
Robyn
19 July 2007 @ 11:20 pm
y hallo ther, interwebs.  
Read more... )
 
 
 
 

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